If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
dude. I can hear the air.
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