You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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