...so i touched it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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