Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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