question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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