so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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