belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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