Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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