Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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