I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
40s are totally the cure
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
