Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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