You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
