Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....