it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me