I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.