Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.