It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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