can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So many bounce houses so little time
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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