Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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