Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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