I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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