I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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