Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
