Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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