found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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