if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
