your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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