therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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