that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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