She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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