JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
