You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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