So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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