the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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