I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
