i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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