i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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