it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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