the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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