i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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