we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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