yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
