R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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