Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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