Yo dont text me then not text me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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