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Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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