Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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