i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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