I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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