I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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