Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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