I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
dude. I can hear the air.
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