Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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