I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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