just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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