Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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