I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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